— Well the presidential debate season is over. We’re not sure the nation will vote like Webbers Falls will vote, or how Jamie Carey would vote, but we’re going to find out how much his teammate Ethan Hayes about Carey’s political views.
Obama or Romney?
Carey: “Romney.”
Hayes: “Romney.”
Well, if 2008 was any indication, as Carey goes, Oklahoma goes.
Obamacare: Repeal or Retain?
Carey: “Repeal.”
Hayes: “Repeal.”
Considering the first answer, that might have been as easy as a second-and-1 against a 100-pound line. Moving on...
Advice for his candidate of choice:
Carey: “Keep on keepin’ on.”
Hayes: “He’d probably tell him to do his best to let us out of school more often and play football more often.”
Judging from the debates, we’ll bank on a platform closer to Carey’s ideas — we’re guessing it’s the Romney version of “Forward.”
Which needs the most change — Presidency, Congress or the Supreme Court?
Carey: “Presidency.”
Hayes: “Presidency.”
At this point, we’ve probably heard enough about a race that has taken more than two years of our time, so we’ll just cease comment at this point.
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